THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've stumbled upon a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your senses because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is thick, like a potion brewed in a mad scientist's lab. It tastes like licorice and regret and smells like medicine gone wrong. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! Just be warned: It's not for t